BOOBS OR FRIES CHOOSE ONE!

Okay this one is for boob’s lovers. There you are on an Island starving. You have actually not eaten the whole day; and all of a sudden a gorgeous lady with beautiful boobs appears with some fries. You thank your lucky stars that food has finally arrived, and then she takes off her top revealing the sexiest orange shaped boobs you have ever seen. Even in your hunger, the sight of her boobs wets your mouth with saliva and you fantasize those sexy boobs in your mouth as you suck on them hungrily like a baby. To your utmost surprise, she makes you an offer. Her boobs or the fries, you can only choose one. Which would you chose, her Boobs or the fries?

ALICIA KEYS VS BEYOUNCE

The two ladies are very popular, extremely talented and very beautiful. So which of them is the Hottest?

TONI PAYNE & 9NICE

Even before his hit song "GONGO ASO" 9nice has been receiving maad love from Nigerians courtesy of the track “LITTLE MONEY” But when he dropped the monster hit “GONGO ASO” he jumped from being just a Nigeria star to an International superstar. Even as he woos millions of fans with his talents and nice personality, he gained the respect of even more by marrying his hard working fiancée Toni Payne. I hope other talented artists like 2face Idibia would take a cue from 9ice and settle down. Talents alone might not be enough to keep a star at the top in a country like Nigeria for long; people also need you to show some responsibility to your numerous underage fans especially in this era of HIV AIDS. It is just not cool to be having unprotected sex with several women and fathering several children outside wedlock. While this is not a bash on the jovial talented megastar called Tuface Idibia, it is definitely a call to our artist to think about giving back to the society even if it means mentoring the youths about the scourge of HIV AIDS. Still we have to commend those doing a good job, so I am using this medium to shower praises on 9nice for his positive image and for not allowing stardom get into his head. And to his hard working wife Toni Payne for standing by her man and helping him in whatever ways she can to achieve greatness.

GULLUM THE GANGSTAR ( LORD OF THE RINGS)

The Lord of the Rings trilogy will forever remain my all time favorite movie. The unique character Gollum (voiced by Andy Serkis) almost stole the show. He went gangster on his colleagues so many times (lol ) So I am presenting him here once again as the original gangster. YES MY PRECIOUS!!!!!!!

Enjoy!

MICHAEL JACKSON - PLS JUDGE ME KINDLY

On the 25th of June 2009 like a rude shock the world awakens to the death of Michael Joseph Jackson. While some are gradually coming to terms with this sad new, fans like us are still trying to make sense of it all. Of cause death is an inevitable end, but still no one wants to die and nobody expected Michael Jackson to die at the age of 50. The news of his death took the world by storm, reaching far canners of the earth. Michael Jackson’s death once again reminds us that we are mortals and should celebrate each day, treat people right and leave petty stuff alone. Michael Jackson’s music has brought joy, hope, courage, healing, happiness and even money to so many people. As a kid my friends and I used to dance to the music of Michael Jackson and get paid for it. Michael Jackson broke the color barrier by being the first artist of color whose video was played on MTV. He opened so many closed doors and kept bringing happiness to the world through his music, even when he was sometimes sick. He pushed himself to the limits to make sure many could experience the healing and love his music brings. I was fortunate enough to see his real close at the DANGEROUS and HISTORY concerts and it was pure magic. I sincerely hope Michael Jackson would be remembered for his love and the goodness he gave the world and not how he looked or some of the bad press that followed him. Please Judge Michael Jackson Kindly.

QUEEN ELIZABERT Vs MARILYN MONROE

For ages I have allowed Marilyn enjoyed the fame of this sexy pose. Not one to upset the dead I have kept this secret for a long time. Even with the insinuation that I am old, rigid, stiff and have no Idea of the meaning of the word sexy, I have kept my cool. Well kept my cool until Michele Obama’s visit where she stole the show. Everybody was talking about how beautiful she was, how classy and sexy she is. Well after keeping quiet for ages, I am about to broke my silence and declare to the world that I invented the meaning of the word Sexy. I gave the world that famous sexy pose that made Marylyn famous and here am I striking that same pose once again to keep all my critics quiet once and for all. I am Queen Elizabeth the Sexy! You beter regognize!

WHAT DID THE BOOTY SAY?

Some booties are so hot sometimes that they seems to be saying something. I wanna hear what y'all think this booty right here is saying. Come on folks lets here it! lol

A THIN LINE BETWEEN SEXY "N" CHEAP

Some people try so hard to look sexy and miss it sometimes. There is definitely a thin line between being sexy and looking cheap. Ladies, please try not to overdo it because you're already looking sexy most of the time. It is important to know when not to cross that delicate line from sexy to cheap.

Menace of the Swine Flu

As the Menace of the Swine Flu continues to threaten the world, we pray for a cure so the senseless death of innocent people will stop. For now, all we can do is learn as much as we can from the medical community. The swine flu is something new that the medical world itself is trying to understand so it is very important that we update ourselves on the latest news concerning the swine flu. You can follow the updates here http://www.cdc.gov/h1n1flu/. We can beat this menace, YES WE CAN!

Tuface Idibia aka Dauda the sexy guy!

Yes it is great to be a star, a bonus if you are very popular and loved by your fans... the more reason to strive your possible best to project a positive image (which is not always easy, so this is by no way judging Tuface, but AIDS is real!) Again this is not for Tuface alone, but for anyone that is too quick to drop their boxers or spread their legs wide open.... Remember the fun is for a while, but the damage forever. Dont forget your CONDOM!

The Invisible Man say so!

ICE T vs KANAYO O KANAYO

I guess y'all been wondering and cracking your brains where Nollywood star "KANAYO "O" KANAYO got his pim dressing style from. Well crack your brains no further cause yours truely's got the answer for you right here.......

JAY Z & BEYOUNCE

I mean why is dude still checking this Booty out after such a long time together. What does he hope to find? lol
NOTE: My blog is strictly for fun, so please don’t take anything here too serious except a True Life Story

PALIN READY FOR THE RUSSIANS

I wonder what these democrats are yapping about that I Palin, knows nothing about foreign policy. But they forget that I am the same person that has been training non-stop, ever ready to take on my neighbors the RUSSIANS. I see them everyday from my backyard so if I can take on RUSSIA, what’s they rest of the world to me?

NOTE: My blog is strictly for fun, so please don’t take anything here too serious except a True Life Story

THE REASON BUSH IS SO WORRIED!

With basically everything around him going bad. From the economy to his fellow republican Macain distancing himself from him. Bush has only one important thing in mind before his retirement that is, to protect his most prized possession so a picture of it doesn’t fall into the hands of the bad guys.

NOTE: My blog is strictly for fun, so please don’t take anything here too serious except a True Life Story

BLACK PUSSY! (True life Story)

As earlier promised, I will be posting Gist, Gossip, True life stories...etc Below is the First TRUE LIFE STORY am posting on this blog. Enjoy!!

When I visited Naija some time ago, this pastor came to our house. During the time he spent with us, he told us about some of his exploits. Together with my mum I listened to his interesting stories. It got to a time he was faced with Juju (Voodoo) He was at this house with a big juju…

PASTOR: The juju was inside their room, you should see how big this juju is. I started praying and binding. As I was praying non stop a black PUSSY just jumped out of the juju. You should see how big and black this PUSSY is (At this time I was struggling so hard not to laugh and the pastor kept on going) The PUSSY just stood there staring at me and I kept praying and binding till it finally ran away. (Actually I can’t remember if he said disappeared or ran away, because I was trying so hard not to laugh) When I finished praying, my body was filled with sweat, till date I have seen a PUSSY SO BIG AND BLACK.

Finally the pastor left and I had time to really laugh. My mum on the other didn’t say a word she just kept on a straight face when the pastor was talking. If I had laughed when the pastor was going about the BIG BLACK PUSSY he would have been really surprised and wondered what was so funny. Well maybe I shouldn’t laugh at the pastor because in all honesty in Nigeria most people still call a cat PUSSY while in the west most call it CAT because they call something else PUSSY. Maybe we should all stick to the complete name pussycat or what do you al think?

I have got lots of new SEXY TALKING PICTURES coming soon. So watch watch out!

JANET JACKSON SAYS...

Janet Jackson, youngest of the Jackson siblings caused a big uproar when one of her BOOBS got exposed during a super bowl performance. Some called it wardrobe malfunction; others called it a publicity stunt. Whatever the case Janet is never shy these days to showcase her sexy beautiful body in suggestive manners. Too bad guys, this sexy body belongs to maverick producer Jermain Dupri (JD))

PICK UP THE PHONE!!!

E be like say Baba Basiru no wan pick up the phone. By the look on her face, if she catch am eh!... By the way what goes through a ladies mind, if she is trying to reach her man and he is not picking? Especially when the phone is ringing or to make matter worse the line just went dead after ringing for a while. Ladies shoot!

To all D guys make una no dey make our African queens dem vex o!

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NOTE: My blog is strictly for fun, so please don’t take anything here too serious except a True Life Story

STATUE OF LIBERTY

The Statue of liberty is a gift from the people of France to the people of America, and it's one of the most reconized monument in America.

ENPRESS VS LIL KIM

Empress's gat a banging shape no doubt about that, and nobody is contesting her beautiful curves and hot bootie, but what do ya'all think about this platinum abi na blond hair on her? And Lil Kim used to be a beautiful petit chick but since her mentor "Biggie Smalls" died, it looks like ol gal is trying so hard to be white. It's not enough that she bought herself some nice boobs, she gats to mess wif her skin colour and cut every part of her face off. You would think after MJ nobody wanna go under the knife again. Naaah!!! not Kim, today instead of the beautiful black girl we are used to, we've got ????? Oh well she still look a bit alright on this pics, her recent pics is something else

AM I NOT SEXY?

No democratic government have right to dictate a dress code for its citizens. Who gives you the right to decide how my boo should look or dress, na wintch? Strange enough this is happening in Nigeria today. A female senator is trying to pass a bill that dicatates how ladies should dress. Nigerians everywhere should rise up with one loud voice and condemn this bill and ask our senators to invest their time into more pressing issues like light, good roads, hospitals, employments and poverty-alleviation

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